Today was my dear mother’s birthday. I was unable to get her anything, but I did call and wish her a happy one. Too bad what little bit of money I have is tied up. I would have loved to get her something shocking, like some hot lingerie. I would have had to deliver it in person, though, so I could see the look on her face when she opened it.

Hopefully things will be better by Mother’s Day, and I can get her two gifts. I know she understands that I just don’t have any money right now, but it makes me feel bad. She always manages to get me something or send me some money on my birthday. And she always sends a card, which I didn’t do either. I’m such a bad daughter sometimes.