The Black Hole in my Bathroom
I swear there’s a black hole somewhere in my bathroom. Things in there just keep disappearing at random intervals. And it’s driving me nuts!
Several months ago, I had a bottle of Neutrogena foundation. It was a new formula that a survey company had sent me to try out and give them my opinion on, and I dearly loved it. It was honestly the best foundation I’ve ever used. Well, I got to use it for a few weeks, and then it suddenly disappeared. I looked all over the bathroom for it, even dug through the trash, and it was nowhere to be found.
A while later, my tweezers disappeared. That was very strange because I never leave them sitting out, they’re always in the container I keep stuff like that in when I’m not using them. And then a week or two ago, my acne treatment was nowhere to be found.
I’ve lost several other things in there, including a wide-toothed comb. And I have yet to figure out where they go. There’s a gap between the the end of the counter and the wall where I’ve found some stuff, but none of the stuff I’ve mentioned has turned up there. So there is either a black hole, or we’ve got some very vain ghosts in this house. Whatever it is, I wish it would just stop stealing my stuff already!
